Miss World 2005

So on my first day in my week of leisure I stumbled across the Miss World pageant on E! I am not a person who hates pageants, but there is a line- a line that Miss World could care less about.

First, this whole production is just…crazy. I really can’t put it any other way. From the crazy mini videos, the way they put regions together, the cheesy hosts to the fact that Miss Canada is a dark, belly dancing, girl that should be from New York—this show is CRAZY.

Lets start with the hosts; babbling about nothing, repeating the same line over and over, and being microphone hogs during the interview section, they were by far the cause of many laughing episodes. They were so cheesy and horrible!! We have Miss Italy who is only 17 and looks like Jessie Spano in Showgirls, and for talent did a figure skating routine on her roller-skates! (yes skates, not blades) Then we have Miss World from 1953…she is French and a little loopy. She kept talking about her great souvenir, and her make-up tips from “fif-ty tree.” To continue the bad English we have my favorite, Miss Korea. In her airbrushed ball gown, that looks like her nations flag on crystal meth that hurts the eyes, and that she trips in twice in front of everyone she answers the question “What will you do if you were to win this contest?” She answered: “I share my lucky and happy with others; if I win contest I share more with more fortunate than me.” WHAT??!!

Ok. So now it is time to announce the Miss World after an hour of rereading everyone’s name and walking around stage (not kidding). The host goes and talks to the panel of judges made up of past Miss Worlds including the one from 53, and she comments along the lines of back then there were twelve of us, now people are pretty. Then he asks another judge what they are looking for and the response: “Well, first of all beauty.” Did she just say that? Could she not think of any bs about personality, charity or inner beauty? To make it worse So right before Miss Iceland is crowned, the female host declares this “Is not just a contest of beauty, but popularity.” wow.

Let me just say, an entertaining and crazy 2 hours well spent. I am looking forward to my next four days of leisure because I have a feeling this it only the beginning!

~Angela

ps. I will get the pics of this as soon as I can! (Don’t get me started, don’t EVEN get me started)